The Liver Is Evil & Must Be Punished!!
I thought it was about time I put a posting up myself instead of leaving Spen and Warren to do all the work. Well where shall I start……….

Lets start with Edinburgh, I’ll not drag on too much but what can I say, it was an awesome weekend. Thursday was a nice quiet night but Friday has now been designated Vodka night. Spen and me must have got thorough at least a bottle each. So much so Spen decided to make himself ill when we got back to the hotel room! The Thai place that Jeff, Emma, Myself and Spen went to was superb! Then it was off to Bar Kohl to meet the other lads. Jeff has now become the worlds greatest dancer on the stage with all the really tall people and yes some of them were taller than him!! Espionage was a fantastic Club. 5 floors and Spen and I had a drink on every one. Well I say drink.. It was double vodka red bulls all night!! Have to say best moment of the night had to be when a “fit but you know it” girl came out of a club and Spen and Myself started…… See I reckon your about an 8 or a 9, maybe 9 ½ in 4 beers time. That white tank top you’ve got on is nice, bit too much fake tan , but yeah you score hi!!! An on and on and on!! The girl hadn’t got a clue what to say or do.

Well on to Saturday and recovery was the name of the game!! In fact only Jeff and Emma made breakfast as Spen, Woody, Andy and myself nursed our hangovers. Later in the afternoon our captain arrived with Lou Lou! After a quick change and everyone meeting in the hotel it was off to Murrayfield for the game. After the game Me, Warren and Lou Lou waited for the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle (Other wise know as Danny Scott) who had been spending lots of time with his mentor SPLINTER. And the rest went back to the hotel to get changed to go out!! Being two drinks behind Andy and myself decided to quickly down our first couple of pints and we were soon back up to the level! Once again we visited bar Kohl and then Andy, Woody and Myself ventured to a club call City and that was a superb place! Certainly for me and Andy anyway as woody went home early. Me and Andy both struck it lucky!! Then finally it was back to the Hotel at about 3.45am determined to get up for breakfast!

So on to Sunday and I did make it to breakfast!! Surprise, surprise woody and Andy didn’t make it! Although everyone else did!! Then It was time for the weekend exercise and Andy, Spen, Jeff, Emma and myself decided to walk up Arthur’s Seat and it was well worth it as the views of Edinburgh were awesome! Then after a nice veg out in my room and a foot long from Subway it was time for Sundays game. Only Warren, Lou Lou and myself made it but we weren’t that bothered and still enjoyed it!! We then got back to the Hotel and concluded the weekend with 3 pint in the Student local and a take out from the Chinese. Then it was to bed ready for our early flight back to sunny notts!

Have to say I can’t wait for the next Panda weekend away hopefully with a few more panda’s in attendance. Hope fully it won’t take me only 3 pints to get drunk on the Sunday again!! The hangover finally kick in on Tuesday afternoon!!!

So that was Edinburgh, now for the last two games! Newcastle beaten 3-1 by a very under strength panther’s side who play 4 lines, two of them just about all brits and James Neil getting man of the match! Well deserved even if I do say so myself!! Newcastle were just Dumb and got what they deserved! In a way I hope Sheffield can batter Edinburgh and get through rather than Newcastle. Then on to Scum land on Saturday and another cracking 3-1 win!! Let me hear you say “WHERE’S MIKE PERON!!!! WHERE’S MIKE PERON!! EASY!! EASY!! EASY!!” All in all it’s been a great 2 weeks and let’s hope it carries on on Saturday!! Just a couple of interesting moment from the weekend and sorry to mention this captain but the comedy value is quality!

Firstly, we get to the M1 at junction 26 and next thing we know were on our way to junction 25!! Hold on that’s going south!! Isn’t Sheffield north!! DOH!! Mistake No1.

Second, we come of the M1 at meadow hall as normal and took the 1st left instead of the 2nd left!! DOH No2!

Third, we leave the house of tin and go to get some petrel for the car! We pull up to the pump and Warren puts some petrol in!! I go and pay and then all of a sudden I hear BOLLOCKS from our captain. He’s only gone and put unleaded in a diesel car!! DOH No3! So we top the tank up with diesel and make our way back!

But that’s not the end! As we come off the M1 at J26 we suddenly end up on the A610. But that’s the right road I hear you say and you’d be correct if we were heading to Nottingham but we’re not we’re heading to IKEA!!! DOH!! No4!!

Anyway that enough rambling on!! I bit you a good night!! Role on the weekend!!
Sammo